HAMMIE'S HAMSTER JUGGLING HOMEPAGE
(Home of Hammie the Hamster Juggler!)

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Sure, they're famous juggling hamsters, but do you really know everything about them? Take the time to learn all about the lives, past and present, of Hammie's Amazing Hamsters!


Name:
Buddy
Previous Occupation: Test subject in obesity study
Hobbies: Eating, sleeping, hoarding food
Fun Fact: Buddy also had a short stint as stunt hamster on the Weird Al Show


Name: Daisy II
Previous Occupation: Pet (given to me by an understanding friend as a replacement for the original Daisy, who went to the big hamster wheel in the sky after a tragic ceiling fan accident during a show)
Hobbies: Is learning tap dancing from the mice
Fun Fact: Daisy II is actually a cousin of Daisy The First!


Name: Misty
Previous Occupation: Hamster burglar. Orphaned as a pup, Misty was adopted by a gang of sewer rats, who apparently saw her value as an accomplice. She was caught attempting to sneak out of a museum with her cheek pouches full of assorted shiny objects. The rats were apprehended soon after and sentenced to the mousetrap; Misty was released after a few days in the pound and given a career as juggling hamster to keep her out of future trouble
Hobbies: Charity work for rodents in need
Fun Fact: After many months of searching, Misty recently found a close relative: her uncle, Bert, who works in the experimental rodent-run power plant Wheelectrics®


Name: Rocky
Previous Occupation: Model. Brief job as Seeing Eye Hamster, before it was discovered that hamsters do not see particularly well, and are prone to being stepped on
Hobbies: Hiding from Sparky
Fun Fact: Rocky has appeared in magazines, on cereal boxes, and on ads for Hamsterificz® brand hamster products!


Name: Snowy
Previous Occupation: One of the HamsterDance backup hamsters
Hobbies: Distracting Sparky with dance moves while Rocky finds a place to hide
Fun Fact: Snowy is not afraid of cats


Name: Sparky
Previous Occupation: Pet. Sparky went through four homes and two laboratories before finally ending up at the animal shelter where I found him. I was actually offered money to take him, as he was frightening the volunteers, as well as the animals in the cages next to him!
Hobbies: Gnawing, digging, diving into punch bowls and people's beverages
Fun Fact: Sparky got his name from his love of chewing through electrical cords!

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