HAMMIE'S HAMSTER JUGGLING HOMEPAGE
(Home of Hammie the Hamster Juggler!)
The Hamsters: 





Come one, come all!
See sungoris spin snappily, and all dressed up for Halloween!
What do you mean, they don't look any different?
Can't you see that Sparky is dressed up like Jasmine? He looks completely different!Do you realize how much time and effort it took to calculate the right amount of bleach to whiten his coat without sending him into a coma? Hm? Well, you should really think about these things before you start judging! Would you prefer I'd used something dangerous, something with small parts he could choke on? Safety is always first with the Hamster Juggling Show. No, I'm not wearing a costume. This is how my hair looks, okay?
Click here to learn all about your favorite flying friends!
Want to become a world-class hamster juggler yourself? Check out my Hamster Juggling Tips!
Have something to tell The Juggler herself? Send it to Hammie@HamsterJuggler.com
One of my trained mice will get back to you as soon as possible (you wouldn't believe how fast they can type). Be warned, however: they can recognize derogatory terms and poorly structured sentences, and some of them stubbornly refuse to respond to emails containing them. It's not my fault... good typist mice are hard to come by, and I simply can't afford to fire one because of such a trivial idiosyncracy. It'll badmouth me all around town, and I'll never get a replacement. Word travels fast among the rodents.
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