Come one, come all! 
Watch the hamsters twirl tirelessly, invigorated by the promise of a new year!  

Yes, for the last time, that is the ONLY reason they are so perky! I do not, I repeat, do NOT give my hamsters performance-altering drugs. The littler critters are enough work as it is! I believe that a happy hamster will give its best without the aid of supplements (except for the occasional vitamins!). Sparky? Well, yes, he does look a bit "dazed," now that you mention it, but you can't blame me for that. He's probably gotten into the medicine cabinet again.

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One of my trained mice will get back to you as soon as possible (you wouldn't believe how fast they can type). Be warned, however: they can recognize derogatory terms and poorly structured sentences, and some of them stubbornly refuse to respond to emails containing them. It's not my fault... good typist mice are hard to come by, and I simply can't afford to fire one because of such a trivial idiosyncracy. It'll badmouth me all around town, and I'll never get a replacement. Word travels fast among the rodents.

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